Mortifying Monday

Maybe we like the new blankies and pillow?

(she was snoring)

So much random today!

• At the ob/gyn today, had a true moment of panic when it came time for my breast exam.  I feared that I still had teeth marks.  Thankfully none, the human body heals quickly
• It's freezing out today, and I just hate it!  By freezing I mean -12 temp, feels like -35
• Polishing my nails is so cathartic.  Silver hologram with lots of glitter this time
• I'm still insomnia free!
• Unfortunately I can feel the depression lapping at my feet.  I'm trying to make lots of plans to stay busy, but it doesn't always work.  Today loneliness really slapped me in the face.
• I'm pretty sure I'm getting sex from Clint so I'll keep writing his performance reviews.  Shame I write him kick ass reviews and the sex is just eh.  If I wasn't resolving to not touch his penis anymore I'd work on that.
• Work was just bleh today.  Although there was a very funny mistake of my co-worker putting a case of beer in the wrong truck.  Our boss is mad, but his boss, very very happy.  It would seem all upper management in Lincoln drives a Toyota Tundra.
• The UPS man delivered me a neighbor's package last week while I was gone.  It's too bad I find them colossal douchebags and have yet to put the package on their step.  It appears to be a textbook, I should give it to them.  They clearly need the education.  I've seen the husband pee on more things than a neighbor really should.  (The correct amount is none, he should be peeing on nothing I can see)
• In a moment of cleaning/feng shui I burnt up my paper shredder.  Poor thing made the saddest noise.  I can add it to my list of things to get at Office Max, should I ever decide to actually stop there.
• I really hate how hearing one song can stop you in your tracks.  Today it was Luke Bryan, and combined with the lonely just a bit of a downward spiral for a couple hours.  Good thing 2 Broke Girls can always make me laugh.
• I bought the worlds smallest clementines.  They are barely worth the effort of peeling for how little fruit is inside.  I ate 3 to equate to the size of one large.  Ridiculous.
• I think it's time to read some nail polish blogs.  I need a little more happy tonight.