The best of the worst

• Evenings that start with wine don't end well for me.  Restaurants should not let you take your bottle.
• I got a tour of Clint's new ladies, I'm better than they are.
• One is obsessed with me and blew his phone up looking for us
• The new one I met last night has been texting him asking me to go drink with her
• I'm starting to wonder if I should have been born with a penis.  Either that or I am just a fun new attraction in this little town
• I learned how to play keno last night and won $60!  Good thing I did, otherwise I would not have been able to afford lunch today
• Clint and I had some very awkward yet very necessary conversations last night.  It's still agreed we bring out the best of the worst of each other.  
• We whole heartedly agree that we make horrible decisions together, but lack the willpower to stop ourselves.  The one thing we do right is maintain a solid friendship no matter what.  I'm not sure how that happens, but it does.
• We also agreed that if we were in the same city it could be different.  A co-worker mentioned yesterday that 80% of relationships are formed based on proximity.  Maybe some day we'll both end up in the same city, until then we keep our friends with benefits status.
• My presentation went awesome.  I have finally earned respect from these people, maybe the nastygrams will stop.
• My upper mgmt is amazing.  Genuinely happy to see me and care about how my life has been over the 6 weeks since I last saw them.  Something I'm very much not used, but appreciate.
• Now it's 9:30 and I'm going to bed.  4.5 hrs of sleep is not enough.  I'm officially old!
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