ND you aren't winning me over

This is a Cobb salad in ND.  Last time I checked a Cobb salad should have more than 1 kind of lettuce, bacon, egg, and avocado.  Next time I read the description before I order.

Same restaurant, 2 toilets and sinks in a bathroom with 1 door and a lock.  Is my ass so big I need two toilets?  I'm so confused.  So far I'm not planning a return trip unless mandated for work.