The Beard . . .

• My man found this on Facebook, turns out it's an actual group, and it's hilarious.  Go ahead, search it.  I'll be here when you get back.
• A huge inside joke with my man and I is having "the sex."  It started a couple months ago when I was a little too tired and asked if we would be having "the sex" that night.  It stuck and now I always ask in that matter.  Cracks both of us up.
• I have to admit that I totally played hooky today.  It's a gorgeous day outside and I needed a sleep in, "the sex" and to get shit done at home!
• So far I have a new cable internet connection that's so super speedy it makes me deliriously happy.
• My washing machine has a new lid, the old one was actually cracked and not rusted out.
• My dishwasher works again!  No more squealing noises, turns out it wasn't installed great and needed to be adjusted.  Oh and I broke a wheel off my top rack.  Had no clue on that one but it'll be fixed next week.
• I've also dusted, vacuumed and mopped.  Up next is cleaning the inside of my car.  So gross an much needed.
• Oh and I did some food prep, looked up a new chicken salad recipe and made some brats for nights when I'm lazy I can take them out of the freezer and having something decent to eat in minutes!
• I'll end today on a funny.  Last night my man and I decided to walk to the DQ.  (and yes we know this is why we are fat)  What I didn't know is that my man is an idiot and put on scented lotion before we left.  We were covered in mosquitoes the whole time!  The walk was quite enjoyable, the bugs not so much, even after a shower I still felt them on me.  Moral of the story, walk earlier in the evening and no lotion beforehand.  The End!